Girl interru - In america it's generally considered OK to eat food off the floor so long as it's only been there two minutes. I feel like a dog telling you about licking his butt now that I put it into words like that.
Prunella Jones - It seems my clever plan to line my floors with dog hair has backfired,
one pill two pill, red pill blue pill. Some for night and some for day. Others to eat like candy all through the day. Some make you go. Some make you stop. Others make you pose like a chicken and say "baaaaak!". Even one for gardening. And one for when you want to mop. Where do they come from? I can’t say. But I bet they have come a long, long way. This is no good. This is not right. I've been running in my pyjamas all night! Better take them off right away. Perhaps I'll nap in the gibbons' cage! Say! Have you ever seen such a crop? Of caterpillars chomping away nonstop? But it was grapes I meant to grow, not motile mustaches, dontcha know. Say, look! There's an octopus in that tree! A tree with tentacles, not eight but twenty three! What a scary sight to see. But now he's left. No need to fret. But you jumped in the pool. Now you're all wet. My brain is lost. But my spirit's bold. My brain is lost but my spirit's bold. I have a blanket I like to hold. My clothes are old. My teeth are gold. And now my story is all told.
Ok, at the risk of showing my considerable ignorance ...
ReplyDeleteWhat's the 2 minute rule????
It would if you lined your kitchen floor with plates. Or bowls in the case of soup. Problem solved!
ReplyDeleteGirl interru - In america it's generally considered OK to eat food off the floor so long as it's only been there two minutes. I feel like a dog telling you about licking his butt now that I put it into words like that.
ReplyDeletePrunella Jones - It seems my clever plan to line my floors with dog hair has backfired,
lol well ... ok
ReplyDeleteWhat is the 2 minute rool?
ReplyDeleteOr any kind of cheese! Debris sticks.
ReplyDeleteI think it's the 5 second rule, actually!
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