It's a good thing I don't embarass easily

I bought some dog shears a while back to save on spending 65 bucks for dog grooming every couple of months. Also, I get paranoid that the groomers will injure the dogs or something, part of the reason I tested the clippers on myself by going at my sideburns a bit.

It turns out they are perfectly safe so long as you do the guard, but one thing led to another and I look a lot like Zorg from the fifth element. I am completely shaved except for this part at the front which I dare not touch. Now if only my camera hadn't been permaborrowed I could immortalize my shame forever.